In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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