: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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