If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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