I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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