I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
