Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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