I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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