just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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