what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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