It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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