Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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