I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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