She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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