This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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