Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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