be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Fuck appropriateness.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
God, I missed his penis.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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