do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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