bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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