why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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