Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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