Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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