god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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