My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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