i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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