Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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