you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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