I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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