Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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