Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
