Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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