her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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