i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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