The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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