I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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