idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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