if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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