his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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