After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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