hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I forget how to act sober
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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