Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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