i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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