im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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