what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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