His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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