Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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