I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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