I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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