I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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