I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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