I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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