Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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