sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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