Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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