So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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