when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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