how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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