ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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